Yeah, that’s right. I get to kiss that. Jealous?
Fowler. I hate your guts.
I am about to crack this sucker open.
Yeeeah, so what?
MOTHERFUCKER!! I JUST blogged about this! OMG you will love it so much. I serously read it in a day. I just bought the rest of the series today. I am so fucking nervous about what happens! I CAN’T WAIT! Tell me what you think when you are done!
A little over the top? Maybe just a little. :-)
Make sure to never do it with a singer cuz he'll tell everyone that he knows, what he's thinkin about the girl
(Chelsea, even though it was initially for you {because I tend to think I am funnier than I am}, you are not allowed to play this round because I told you the answer. Go download the song yo!)
Why did no one tell me that the Stephenie Meyers books were for teenagers? Why was I able to read the first of the series (500+ pages) in a day? Why am I not embarrassed that I loved it so much I went out and bought the remaining 4?
I LOVE vampires. I am so obsessed with them. I wish they were real. I would dig being a vampire. Oh the books I could read and write. The music I could play, the brilliance I could watch as time passed.
Anne Rice has ALWAYS been my favorite. She writes with such eloquence that it renders me completely helpless. I have read everything she has written (even those non vampire related books which were pretty fucking amazing. The Violin is the first to come to mind…wow) which is all fine and great but I have this reading problem. I read so super fast that I don’t give myself proper time to enjoy the book. I am so excited to read it that I fly through it in a day or two. This has happened with every one of Anne Rice’s books (with the exception of the witching hour which was so bloody brilliant I think I cried when it was complete. This one took longer because it was something close to 1000 pages and it was a first edition and I HATE reading first editions because I have a weird thing I do with my books-spine creasing. It is sick. I cannot borrow books from people because I do this in suck a psycho OCD way that I cannot help myself. It is much harder to do with first editions and also…why would I do such a thing to a first edition?) as well as every one of Augusten Burrough’s books. Stephenie Myers is obviously going to do the same thing to me. It is a love/hate thing I have going on with reading. I love to read so fucking much but it is a VERY expensive habit. I have a full floor to ceiling bookshelf full of READ books and half of a closet full of unread ones. I am trying so hard to pace but I cannot help myself.
Wow. What a random rant. Anyway…the books are totally for teenagers but they are amazing. Go get Twilight if you haven’t already (again…why was I not informed of the genius that is Stephenie Myers prior to my stumbling upon it in a UND bookstore?). You will LOVE it.
Question
Are there any lesbians on Tumblr?
forwhenifeellikesharing is one of my favorite people ever.
I have to tell you…95% of the people I follow are gay men (I obviously relate to gay men), and the other 5% are friends and whatever. I have not seen any openly that I know of. I know some that are bi ;-)
22 Plays
Bright Eyes - Lover I Don’t Have to Love
I want a lover I don't have to love,
I want a boy who's so drunk he doesn't talk.
Where's the kid with the chemicals?
I got a hunger and I can't seem to get full.
I need some meaning I can memorize.
The kind I have always seems to slip my mind.
When you see me floating up beside you, You get the feeling that all my love's inside of you.
(This one is for TWO cookies. I will know if you Google. I am spying on you ALL.)
Why the fuck am I up so early? Well my son is back in school and I have to leave at 7:30 to take him. A.S.S. What am I going to do when I have to go back to work? Drag my very pissed off ass out of bed, that’s what.
I totally had something of substance to say (no really…it was going to be interesting, I swear it!) but it left before my fingers had a chance to convey said substance.
Well. I guess I will go write until I have to shower for my stupid expensive doctors appointment.
Peace, Love & Hoochies.
Oh btw…Little K…you must have to blow someone very high up because I am VERY disappointed by not only who is on the tumblettes (and more importantly, who is not), but by who is on the Music portion. I know some pretty fucking amazing music blogs that are not there after MULTIPLE requests and still, nada. But there are people in the music section who don’t even talk about music. I say wtf and eat a dick. (that is a good way to end up there, eh? lol)
The search function at the bottom left corner of my blog
Is BRILLIANT!! I can’t stop playing with it! I can put in any word or topic I have said and it pulls it up! Yay!
G-d. What a fucking nerd.
I just got called a reblogging whore
So, I’m going to post this directly. Steph, that’s a sweet tatt, doll. Lovely. I have no tattoos. And no piercings, except the two in my ears. I am so not with the times.
But if I did have a tattoo, it would be something about one of my favorite songs. My favorite songs are usually about addiction, so I don’t think that it would be cute to have a shot glass or J.D. bottle tattoo— whatever. I don’t care.
Got it done at that like awesome shop there in Vegas and the guy was so happy with it that it made his “best work” book. It took a long time because I did not want a traditional flower. I wanted a sad sunflower. I think he accomplished it wonderfully.
Well shit. Chelsea is up 2 cookies. (edit of previous post)
The first cookie (or fruit snacks) went to Chelsea for guessing- “Don’t bother me, I’m caught up in your legs I don’t want to get out” The Blakes- Don’t Bother Me.
The second cookie went to…you guessed it. Chelsea for guessing- “You know she was a dancer, she moved better on wine” Mountain- Mississippi Queen.
Oh this will be fun. It could also put me in cookie/fruit snack debt.
I am horrified to post this but it is for Chelsea. She was shocked by my telling her this last night. (and ick my arm is all kinds swollen because this was right after)
When Shani and I went to Vegas a few years back (remember UnknownPrincess from the ccmb?), we got tattoos. She got a crow on her hip. “One for Sorrow”. I got this. I got this because it was and is one of the most important songs to me. It is a song that I could listen to a million plus times and still fight tears. I heard this song for the first time when the first round of cancer came. It is the most painfully heartbreaking song to me and I didn’t want to do anything obvious so I thought a blue sunflower would sum it up. I think if you are going to ink yourself (especially being a Jew…yikes!), it needs to be something hugely symbolic. It is pretty amazing when a song can touch you that deep.
Next it will be lyrics. I have a notebook of over 100 started on a road trip with Brenna a few years ago. It has to be something so meaningful, ya know?
Wow. How embarrassing. I seem like a psycho fan. I really am not (more than normal I guess). It is just one of those things. I think the best tattoo I have ever seen was a girl who also lives in Phoenix. She has a stick figure on her forearm with a red heart in the chest and above it is says “Sentimental Geek”. Brillz.
What a moron. SERIOUSLY.
- Shawn: (While we are tooling around on our guitars) What should I play?
- Me: Play Tomorrow.
- Shawn: What? You don't want me to play now?
- Me: No fuckface, Play TOMORROW.
- Shawn: I really don't get what you are trying to convey to me.
- Me: For fucks sake Shawn. Play the G-d damn Ryan Adams song Tomorrow.
You know she was a dancer, she moved better on wine
(for Jibba. You better get this. I am running out of shit to talk about!)
I call my dog poodle. He is an Australian Kelpie. What is wrong with me?
Dear DJ Quizz Master Steph..
I very much like cookies, but I just haven’t guessed any of the damn songs you’ve been quizzin’ on…booooooo….i wanna cookie…
the end…
JB
I am going to do some old school metal songs too. You shold get those! :-)
meaghano:debauchette:sexnotsex:Justine Joli - The Worlds Hottest Geek
FACT: I am separated from JJ by one sexual degree of separation. I CAN’T BELIEVE IT, EITHER.
Holy fucking ass. That is one amazing looking girl. Whew.
Don't bother me. I'm caught up in your legs I don't want to get out.
OK Brenna. You can play this one. Good luck. Obscure as hell.
Ping pong or “Table Tennis” makes me LAUGH. Dude. I played that as a kid or even when I would socially drink for laughs. Olympic sport. Good G-d. And they want to remove Baseball and Softball because the US dominates? LAME. All China does is ping the pong (haha I think I might think I am funnier than I actually am) so what the fuck right? I mean YEESHY!
How sad and funny it is that I laugh at the poor divers. They wear the smallest suits and all I can think is how small their penis looks. What a perv.
I am reading a book that is a TOTAL guilty pleasure…I say this because I think it is meant for a younger audience. It is fucking brilliant. I read 300 pages today. Needless to say, I didn’t do ANYTHING today. Oh well I went shopping. That was interesting. My son is a tard. I will have to post a picture of what I have to deal with. He is a super freak and I love his bones to death.
I really need to come up with my FOW. I’m so lazy.
I un-followed someone today because I didn’t like a comment they said about someone I respect. I feel like an asshole because of this :-(
OK I am off to do something or pretend to do something. Guess my lyrics you bastards! What…no one likes cookies anymore? :-)